Column: Got Bacon?

By Terry Miller for the Pasadena Independent

It's true… Now EVERYTHING comes in Bacon flavor. Courtesy Photo.

It’s true… Now EVERYTHING comes in Bacon flavor. Courtesy Photo.

J&D’s Foods is a funny company, really darn funny. They’ve just launched Bacon Moustache Wax among other things! Yes, the world’s first Bacon scented Moustache Wax is available just in time for November. Like their press release said…” As always, you’re welcome.”

Bacon Moustache Wax combines “two of the most powerful forces in the universe – cured meat and moustaches – into one powerful, gravity-defying wax, ” According to founders Justin and Dave”

According to this dynamic duo, “ Moustaches are a mark of power, distinction and class. They make the wearer more attractive and increase cognitive ability when stroked. People with moustaches are generally very successful in their chosen fields and held in high regard – individuals like Teddy Roosevelt, Salvador Dali, Magnum PI, the Monopoly Man, Lando Calrissian, Ron Burgundy, Wyatt Earp, and Ulysses S. Grant all attribute their incredible successes to their prominent mouth brows.”

That being said, as a vegetarian who has a moustache…Bacon would be the last thing I’d want my man hairs to smell like. However, I’m apparently in the minority.

Everything is better with bacon, a colleague informs me.

“ Bacon is the moustache of meats. Its smell is intoxicating, its taste is invigorating, and its versatility is renowned.”

And, since we’re in the middle of that monthlong charity mustache grow known as Movember, the J&D’s folks have pledged a buck from the sale of each tin to the Movember Foundation, which works to raise funds and awareness for men’s health issues.

Bacon Moustache Wax is available starting last week at for $12.99 per tin and for every tin purchased, we will donate $1 to the Movember Foundation for men’s health.

Developed in partnership with The Seattle Soap Shop (, Bacon Moustache Wax is handmade in small batches from the highest quality beeswax and petroleum jelly. Both pliable and aromatic, it provides lasting volume and superior moustache control.

“So whether you’re training for the World Beard & Moustache Championships, are a Mo Bro or impressing that special someone, one thing is for sure – your upper lip will never smell so good.” Say the guys at J&D Foods.
Whatever next?

Source Beacon Media News